Joke Time!,....

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Ina: Anak matalino ka daw sa math sabi ng titser mo
Anak: Opo
Ina: sige kunwari binigyan kita ng 5 apples and 3 grapes. Ano ang sago mo?
Anak: Thank you po!
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"Rape is not a crime...


its just a surprise SEX
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Student life is hard...
full of problems
puyat
pagod
and when you feel you cant do it anymore
Stand up
be confident to say...

"Mam...

Fuck You!!!
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Nanay: nak lutuin mo na yung sardinas..
AnaK: kakaliskisan ko po ba?
Nanay: tanggalin mo na rin ang hasang ng masulit ang katangahan mo hayup ka!!!
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